I would never be tired of you
even if I am with u all day long
In fact I grow to like you
a little more every day
I luv you
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Interviewer to Pathan
If a Parhata and Pizza iz Dropped from a 60 feet
Which will Reach the Ground First
Pathan: Pizza
Interviewer: Why
Pathan: Because it’s a Fast Food
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aap Cartoon
aap k Bhai Cartoon
aap ki behen Cartoon
aap k abbu Cartoon
aap ki Ammi Cartoon
aap ki Puri Family Cartoon
Dekhti Hain
Ya ap akeley hi dekhte ho
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aik bat hamesha yad rakhna
2 chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hai
1. Samosey key saath zyada Chatni.
Or dusra,
Dahi barey key saath Paapri.
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aik Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha
aik Aadmi Aaya aur Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai…
Hum Keerey Ky Alag Paise Lega
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Naraz kyoun Hoty Hoo Chalay Jatay Hai Teri Mahfil Se
,,”FÄRÄZ”,,
Apnay Hissay K 2 Samosay To Utha Lainay Do
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Cute joke:- a girl comes late 2 class.
Girl : a boy waz following me sir
Prof: So, what?
Girl: That boy waz walking very slowly..
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A college guy says Perfect example 4 newton 3rd law..
"Every time i open my book,
.
.
.
.
my eyes close
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Postman: I ve 2 come seven miles 2 deliver this packet 2 u.
Santa: Why did u come so far? U could ve posted it instead.
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Can we romance in da evening today?
Im in a good mood
Just a little
Reply me soon!
urs lovingly -
"Mosquito"
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Sarder dukhi tha
.
.
.
.
kisi ne poocha “kyun tension mai ho”.
.
.
.
.
sarder:”yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery ka liye 3 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”
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A Sardar learning
Hello I am a Sardar.
This is my sardarni .
He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
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do Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy,
Sardar:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha
hai,
BC-1760!!
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UFONE menu main khush amdeed
Rishte k LIAY 1 dabayn
Mngni k LIAY 2 dabayn
SHADI k LIAY 3 dabayn
Aur
.
.
.
.
apni psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabayn
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Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya, Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao, Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do, Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass.. Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
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1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?
2nd pathan;nhn yara
1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?
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what was made in HELL!!!!!
Days after marriage
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
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Boy was trying 2 kiss the girl..
Girl says not all this before marriage
Boy Don’t worry I am already married
Submitted by Lyle Edward Donkersloot
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Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
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Es 33 mrks ke kimat tum kya jano lecturar babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Students ky sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failures ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense iz it?
One
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Momin Bhiao!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hy..
Ap Sb Sy Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Main Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Sy Pehle
Mujhey send Karen.
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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: wo Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or bad main 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
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ZONG REVISTED
Ab Koi Bathrom Sa
Uthe Aur Kahe ka 65
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Waisa Bhi Zong
ka Customer Pehle
Din Say Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kar
Sirf 75 Paise Ma Call
Kar Rahe Hay
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kar
Call Karne Wala
Package Istimal Karte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do
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Premika - mai Maa Banne wali hoon
boyfriend - kiya bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ma TWIST hai
Premika Bakvas nahi,
me tumharay bap sa shadi kar ka tumhari maa banne wali hon.
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three Poltri Farms ki Inspection ho rahi thi
Inspector Tm Murghio ko kiya detay ho
first sardar Baajra Inspector Wrong food arest him
Inspector Tm kia detay ho
second sardar Rice Inspector Tm Be ghalat ho arest him.
Last wala ghabra ka bola:
hum to sab Murghio ko 10 rupay de deta han k marzi se jo chahy kha lo
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