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Wishing Well

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It
really works!"

Wishing Well

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It
really works!"

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

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This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and
Nobody.

There was this important job to be done and everybody was asked to do
it.

Everybody was sure that somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody's job.

Everybody thought that anybody could do it, but nobody realized that
everybody wouldn't do it. 

It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when actually nobody asked
anybody.

Sounds like our Government!

SMILE.......

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Smile:It brings a difference
Cry:Never hold tose emotions in ur heart
Kiss:Its d most wonderful way 2 express ur love in d world
Laugh:Wats d point hidin.

LADKO KA DIL....

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Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah hota hai.
Pavitra or Sachcha.
Isliye to...
jab ladke
I love u kehte hai

to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai..
India Rocks:---

FIGHTING OF COUPLES

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Husband wife ki larai horahi thi,Unka chota bacha bhi wahan betha tha
Husband: tu sali kuti.
Wife: Tu sala kutta
Baccha masumiat se bola: Aur main sala puppy..!
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humour

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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

 God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

 The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

 CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

 Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

 I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

 ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

 Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

 Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

 Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

 Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

 I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

 There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. 
Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

 What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

 What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

 I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

 A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

 Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

 What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

 Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.





Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

 What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

 The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

 Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

 WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

 What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

 Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

 What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

 Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

 Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

 Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

 I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

 I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

 For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.


Funny SMS



What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

 Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

 Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

 Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

 What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

 What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

 How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

 Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

 Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

 Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.

 A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

 Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

 I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

 What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

LOVE GREETINGS

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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

When you left, my world turned upside down

I love you more than all the tea in China.

I'll love you till the end! And then some.

If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.

If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.

A day without your love is a day without life.

I can't think of anything but you.

I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

You're the best thing since God made men.

You're the best thing since God made women.

You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional. 

we sms msgs

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Mangi thi dua mai ne RUB sey
Dost dena wo jo alag ho sab sey
Mila diya hum ko tum sey
aur kaha sanmbhalo issey
ye anmol hai sab sey



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Ehsaas bhaot hoga jab choor key jayenge
Royenge bhaut magar aansu nahi aayenge
Jab saath na de koi toh aawaz humein dena
Aasma per bhi honge toh laut aayenge



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3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion & Choice.
2. Believe in Yourself.
3. Always Have 1 Idiot Friend Like u.



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Forgetting Friend iz a Crime
Ignoring them iz a Shame
Liking them iz a Pleasure
Thinking of them iz a Necessity
& Disturbing them
Oye! Haq Banta Hain Na Yaar



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Colours may fade
The sun may not shine
The moon may not be bright
Heartbeats may stop
Lives may pass but our friendship
I’ll treasure till the day my heart stops.



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People say friends are made in heaven & they come in ur life,
But I made u my friend in this world & made my life a Heaven..



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Wen a person can find sorrow behind ur smile,
Words behind ur silence,
Luv behind ur anger
Only Then
U can believe
That
This Person is ur True to you..



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Life me 5 ko kabhi mat todna
1-Vishwas
2-Waada
3-Rishta
4-Dil aur
5-Dosti
Q ki Ye jab tutate hai to Dard hota hai



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Friendship means: To FEEL some one in every HEARTBEAT,
To FIND some one in every THOUGHT,
To SEE some one with CLOSED EYES
and
To MISS some one without reason..



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one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.



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True friends are like mornings,
u cant have them the whole day,
But u can be sure,
they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,
Next year and forever.



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Friendship means: To FEEL some one in every HEARTBEAT,
To FIND some one in every THOUGHT,
To SEE some one with CLOSED EYES
and
To MISS some one without reason..



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Our Friendship may not be perfect, But I wish it would last forever


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Dosti main dil ka tamasha dekha nhi jata,
humse toota hua shesha dkha nhi jata,
aap ny hisse ke khusiya bhe de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha ni jata



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Kash tm wady nibha jaty
Kisi surat dil mara behla jty
Agr 10 rupay nahi thay to kia hua
5 rupay wali choclete he khila jaatay



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Promise me we r true friends
I'm lamp u r light
I'm Coke u r Sprite
I'm Sawan u r badal
I'm Normal u r Pagal
I'm Water u r Tanki
I'm Tarzan u r Monkey



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Friendship iz not a Game 2 Play
Friendship iz not a game 2 play,
It iz not a word 2 say,
It does not start on March nd ends on May,
It iz tomorrow, yesterday, today nd everyday



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Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.



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U r SWEET AS GIN,
HARD AS RUM,
CLEAR AS VODKA,
MATURED AS WHISKY,
REFRESHING AS BEER.
In short u r
a complete BAR
of friendship.
Cheers.

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Sapno Ki Tarha Aakar Chali Gai
Apno Ko Bhula Kar Chali Gai
Kis Bhol Ki Saza Di Usne,
Pehley Hansaya Phir Rula Kar Chali Gai



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Hum Raaz koo
Raaz Hi Rakhte
Tu Acha Tha Mohsin
Yun Chahat ka
Bata key Ussay
Magroor karDiya



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Upon receiving thiz text u must send it 2 1 person you like,
one person u hate, 1 person u luv & 1 PERSON u want 2 luv
Now think about y i sent it 2 u



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chinese man: me no come work, me sick
boss: when i'm sick, i do the naughty with my wife, try it
2 hrs l8r chinese man called back
it work, me better, you got nice house.



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Attitude is a little thing
Which makes a big difference.
I am not the best,
But I am not like the rest.



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The test of courage comes
When we are in the minority
The test of tolerance comes
When we are in the majority.



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Jaltii Shamy Roshan Chary ....
Kamniii Larya Nazuk Sahry ,,,,
Nargic Bela Motya Lala...
Johii Champa Aur Banafsha ,,
Har Koi Shad Hay Na ,,,
Ajj Tumhariii Salgira Hay ....
Daikhoo Humkoo Yad Hay Naaa



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Many people come in our lives, they come, go and are forgotten
but out of them some keep on twinkling like stars on the screen of mind
and U are definitely 1 of them.



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..UNIVERSAL TRUTH..

"We are just friends"
Boys use this sentence when they want to start the relation
Girls use it when they want to end the relation



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20st Birthday Messages
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Now that you're legal
The first round is on you



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Jo Haqikat hay us haqikat se
dur mat jayo lot bh ayo,
ho gaeen phr kisi khyal men gom,
Tom meri aadten na apnayo?



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Ghurbat
Ki Waja Se
Kisi Ko Faqeer Mat Samjho
Kyun
Ka


Uska"RAB"
Bhi Wohi Hay
Jo
AapKa hai
Wo Ye Sub
Usay ATAA
kar Sakta
OR
Aap Se
"chEAN SAkta hay'



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Look at the clock when you are sitting idle.
"But"
never look at the clock when you
are working

Bill Gates..



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I was luking out the windows thinking abt the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......


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Kaise Samjaye Is Paagal Dil Ko
Ke Ise Kisi Ki Mohabbat Nasib Nahi
Jo Nazdik Hai Wo To Begane Hai
Aur Apne To Iske Karib Hi Nahi



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Kyun Dil ma Bas Ka Dil Dukhaty Hain Log,,,
Kyun Har Qadam Pay Azmaaty Hain Log,,,
Har Pal Rehte Hain Ankhon Ma Jo sapnoon Ki Tarh,,,
Pher Unhi Ankhoon Ko Kiyon Rulaty Hain Log..



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Look outside, It’s so pleasant ! Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
all to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY



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Feelings r many but words r few,
clouds r dark but sky is blue,
Luv is a paper,
life is glue,
every thing is false,
only My Luv is TRUE.

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I would never be tired of you
even if I am with u all day long
In fact I grow to like you
a little more every day
I luv you




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Interviewer to Pathan
If a Parhata and Pizza iz Dropped from a 60 feet building
Which will Reach the Ground First
Pathan: Pizza
Interviewer: Why
Pathan: Because it’s a Fast Food




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aap Cartoon
aap k Bhai Cartoon
aap ki behen Cartoon
aap k abbu Cartoon
aap ki Ammi Cartoon
aap ki Puri Family Cartoon
Dekhti Hain
Ya ap akeley hi dekhte ho




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aik bat hamesha yad rakhna
2 chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hai
1. Samosey key saath zyada Chatni.
Or dusra,
Dahi barey key saath Paapri.




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aik Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha
aik Aadmi Aaya aur Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai…
Hum Keerey Ky Alag Paise Lega




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Naraz kyoun Hoty Hoo Chalay Jatay Hai Teri Mahfil Se
,,”FÄRÄZ”,,
Apnay Hissay K 2 Samosay To Utha Lainay Do




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Cute joke:- a girl comes late 2 class.Professor:why are you late?
Girl : a boy waz following me sir
Prof: So, what?
Girl: That boy waz walking very slowly..




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A college guy says Perfect example 4 newton 3rd law..

"Every time i open my book,
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my eyes close automatically.."




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Postman: I ve 2 come seven miles 2 deliver this packet 2 u.
Santa: Why did u come so far? U could ve posted it instead.




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Can we romance in da evening today?
Im in a good mood
Just a little bit ov kissing and biting.
Reply me soon!
urs lovingly -
"Mosquito"




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Sarder dukhi tha
.
.
.
.
kisi ne poocha “kyun tension mai ho”.
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.
.
sarder:”yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery ka liye 3 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”




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A Sardar learning english introduces hiz family @ a party.
Hello I am a Sardar.
This is my sardarni .
He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.




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do Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy,
Sardar:Look so many bandages,

pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha
hai,
BC-1760!!




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UFONE menu main khush amdeed
Rishte k LIAY 1 dabayn
Mngni k LIAY 2 dabayn
SHADI k LIAY 3 dabayn
Aur
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.
.
apni psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabayn




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Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya, Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao, Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do, Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass.. Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.



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1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?
2nd pathan;nhn yara
1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?




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what was made in HELL!!!!!

Days after marriage




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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.




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Boy was trying 2 kiss the girl..
Girl says not all this before marriage
Boy Don’t worry I am already married


Submitted by Lyle Edward Donkersloot



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Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN




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Es 33 mrks ke kimat tum kya jano lecturar babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Students ky sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failures ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!




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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question in tha class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense iz it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense.




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Momin Bhiao!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hy..
Ap Sb Sy Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Main Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Sy Pehle
Mujhey send Karen.




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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: wo Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or bad main 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me




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ZONG REVISTED
Ab Koi Bathrom Sa
Uthe Aur Kahe ka 65
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Waisa Bhi Zong
ka Customer Pehle
Din Say Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kar
Sirf 75 Paise Ma Call
Kar Rahe Hay
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kar
Call Karne Wala
Package Istimal Karte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do




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Premika - mai Maa Banne wali hoon
boyfriend - kiya bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ma TWIST hai
Premika Bakvas nahi,
me tumharay bap sa shadi kar ka tumhari maa banne wali hon.




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three Poltri Farms ki Inspection ho rahi thi
Inspector Tm Murghio ko kiya detay ho
first sardar Baajra Inspector Wrong food arest him
Inspector Tm kia detay ho
second sardar Rice Inspector Tm Be ghalat ho arest him.
Last wala ghabra ka bola:
hum to sab Murghio ko 10 rupay de deta han k marzi se jo chahy kha lo 
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